Thursday, December 15, 2005

Happy Holidays to Bill O'Reilly

On November 9 Bill had a burst of schizophrenia which led to the most delicious moment of

hypocrisy that I have seen in a while.

First Bill said:

"I don't believe most people who aren't Christian are offended by the words 'Merry Christmas.' I think those people are nuts."

A few minutes later his guest, Philip Nulman, stated that phrases like "Season's Greetings" and "Happy Holidays" don't offend Christians. Bill retorted:

"Yes it does. It absolutely does, And I know that for a fact."
If people who are annoyed by the two words "Merry Christmas" are "nuts," then people freaking out over "Happy Holidays" must be in need of a nice lithium eggnog as well. Perhaps Bill is one of them.

To thank Bill for the smile he brought to our faces and let him know just what we think he is full of, I recommend that we all send him a nice "Holiday" present.

Order Your holiday gift at today (if you provide a nice note to the vendor in the special instructions field asking for a gift wrap and gift card with your text they can help you out).

Bill's Address:

Bill O'Reilly

Fox News - The O'Reilly Factor

1211 Avenue Of The Americas Lbby 1

New York, NY 10036-8705

phone: (212) 301-3000

Suggested Message:

Dear Bill,

Season's greetings and Happy Holidays to you. I hope this gift will help you to get over the fact that I didn't wish you a Merry Christmas and will help you to be more honest in the future.


Your Name Here

Order your gift today, it is the best way to stay in the holiday spirit.

p.s. you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find an online store that will gift wrap an enema. You'd think it was an unusual gift or something....


The Liberal Avenger said...

hehe - great idea.

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