Monday, July 03, 2006

Whitehouse Attacked by Mobious Strip

The President has been arguing that the domestic spying program was legal by virtue of the patriot act and justified by the attack on September 11, 2001. The problem is that the domestic spying program started some seven months prior to 9/11 according to Bloomberg news. Therefore, that which looked somewhat impeachable before now looks “wicked impeachable” (a legal term meaning very).

It seems clear that the President and the Whitehouse staff are trapped inside some kind of Mobius strip that crosses the time-space continuum (ask a star trek fan for details) or they could be all be suffering from an estranged relationship with the truth and have impacted colons.

Mr. Bush had better hope that his party keeps the legislature and doesn't decide to jettison his administration or many of them staffers will be doing time…

note: anyone how bought an enema and never sent it to Bill Oreilly as a holiday gift could perhaps send it to the Whitehouse as they do appear to be in dire need of them...

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